Garage Sale Chic

That's what these babies will be.

Since I fear looking and feeling like a creature of the sea (nice way to say "whale") by the end of the summer, I am trying to do some baby shopping now. I find it all so overwhelming and, sadly, not fun unless it is done at a garage sale. I derive sick pleasure from a bargain. Plus, I'm not subjected to the craziness of the moms at Baby-R-Us who are stressing over baby wipe warmers. What?

For just $137, I have found:
External Frame Backpack for Ry (for hiking and x-country skiing). Gotta find my own now.
2 rocking chairs, including a nice glider
3 table size changing pads
1 travel size changing pad
2 Baby Bjorns
A monitor
2 swings
A bouncy chair
An activity center (yea, whatever that means. Its a blanket with a few rattles hanging on a bar)
Baby socks

The backpack alone would cost $400 new. Same goes for the glider rocking chair.

Like I said, sick pleasure.